Two Bottles of Champagne

I have two bottles of champagne in the fridge. They have been there since election night, 2016. They were supposed to be used to celebrate the election of the first woman president in United States history. Now they are being saved for the day that this hideous, offensive monstrosity either resigns or is incarcerated. Today,…

That Trump Is Funny!

My searing contempt for the half-human that infests our White House has had devastating effects on me.  I have become so obsessed with removing Cheatolini from office that I overlook basic daily functions like laundry and bathing. I’m overwhelmed with my inability to stop the blatant criminal activity, and the obvious linear path to authoritarianism,…

TRUMP: He Is Who He Appears To Be

The depth and breadth of the crimes and malfeasances of the 45th President of the United States are staggering and overwhelming when attempting to look at them as a whole. He blatantly lies, distorts facts, and intentionally turns law enforcement agencies and the media into enemies to discredit their findings and satisfy his base. Trump’s…