The Great American Train Wreck
Well, it happened. We got driven into the ditch. This is the Great American Train Wreck. A very real virus, one that scientists saw coming, has invaded our country, paralyzed our economy, threatened the lives of millions, and left America without toilet paper. It is very easy to point to Trump and say he is…
Read The Whistleblower Complaint For Yourself (and don’t skip the footnotes)
Whistleblower Complaint
I’m Reading The Mueller Report So You Don’t Have To (but you should), part 4
The final section of Volume One of the Mueller Report (pages 174-199) is entitled, “PROSECUTION AND DECLINATION DECISIONS,” and is an explanation for why people were or were not charged with crimes in connection with the investigation. The Appointment Order authorized the Special Counsel’s Office (SCO) to “prosecute federal crimes arising from [its] investigation of…
I’m Reading The Mueller Report So You Don’t Have To (but you should), part 3
I will attempt to outline the bullet points from this lengthy list of Russian interactions with the Trump Campaign. I have highlighted a few incidents just because of the sheer stupidity and incompetence displayed by Trump Campaign (T.C.) officials, for your entertainment, as well as actions that are suspect with regards to collusion. The full…
I’m Reading the Mueller Report So You Don’t Have To (but you should)
It has become very clear to me that no Republican, few Democrats, and most members of the media have not read the final Mueller Report. This is disgraceful. The Mueller Report is one of the most consequential pieces of investigation ever published, has an enormous impact on our future as a nation, and it is…
That Trump Is Funny!
My searing contempt for the half-human that infests our White House has had devastating effects on me. I have become so obsessed with removing Cheatolini from office that I overlook basic daily functions like laundry and bathing. I’m overwhelmed with my inability to stop the blatant criminal activity, and the obvious linear path to authoritarianism,…
Trump’s Finest People: A to Z, pt. 2
A president cannot accomplish his goals of separating children from their parents at the border, tear-gassing mothers and children, claiming that there are good people on both sides of the neo-Nazi issue, banning Muslims, waging war against transgender people in the military, being duped by Kim Jong Un, running up record setting deficits, and being…
Trump’s Finest People: A to Z
In January of 2018, The Washington Post suggested that the Trump presidency was “On track to becoming the most corrupt in U.S. History,” citing hush money payments to porn stars, foreign governments patronizing Trump properties since taking office, Trump Organization real estate sales made in cash – totaling in the billions – by anonymous shell…
I Want To Apologize To My Liver For The Last Week
It’s really not fair that one of my internal organs should bear the brunt of the election. What did it ever do to deserve the onslaught of alcohol that started on Election Day and has not ceased since? It has been a faithful organ; selflessly filtering all the poisons and various Big Pharma toxins from…
Forrest Brakeman 