It’s So Funny When Things Aren’t

I find it really hard to be light-hearted and funny during a Trump pandemic. Oh sure, there’s still lots of funny things going on, like people who have pictures of mouths put on their masks. That’s funny. And lot’s of funny posts and tweets:      Warning! DUI checkpoints being put up between the living room and…

Look Out! It’s A High Speed Holiday Train!

Who says California does not have a high-speed train? We are on one right now, hurtling at an unGodly speed towards the holidays. Thanksgiving threw us for a loop by happening on the flippin’ 28th of November. WTF People-In-Charge-Of-Calendars? Thanksgiving weekend is supposed to be the start of the procrastination season, which leads into the…

Two Bottles of Champagne

I have two bottles of champagne in the fridge. They have been there since election night, 2016. They were supposed to be used to celebrate the election of the first woman president in United States history. Now they are being saved for the day that this hideous, offensive monstrosity either resigns or is incarcerated. Today,…

I’m Reading The Mueller Report So You Don’t Have To (but you should), part 4

The final section of Volume One of the Mueller Report (pages 174-199) is entitled, “PROSECUTION AND DECLINATION DECISIONS,” and is an explanation for why people were or were not charged with crimes in connection with the investigation. The Appointment Order authorized the Special Counsel’s Office (SCO) to “prosecute federal crimes arising from [its] investigation of…