Two Bottles of Champagne
I have two bottles of champagne in the fridge. They have been there since election night, 2016. They were supposed to be used to celebrate the election of the first woman president in United States history. Now they are being saved for the day that this hideous, offensive monstrosity either resigns or is incarcerated. Today,…
Read The Whistleblower Complaint For Yourself (and don’t skip the footnotes)
Whistleblower Complaint
I’m Reading The Mueller Report So You Don’t Have To (but you should), part 4
The final section of Volume One of the Mueller Report (pages 174-199) is entitled, “PROSECUTION AND DECLINATION DECISIONS,” and is an explanation for why people were or were not charged with crimes in connection with the investigation. The Appointment Order authorized the Special Counsel’s Office (SCO) to “prosecute federal crimes arising from [its] investigation of…
I’m Reading The Mueller Report So You Don’t Have To (but you should), part 3
I will attempt to outline the bullet points from this lengthy list of Russian interactions with the Trump Campaign. I have highlighted a few incidents just because of the sheer stupidity and incompetence displayed by Trump Campaign (T.C.) officials, for your entertainment, as well as actions that are suspect with regards to collusion. The full…
I’m Reading the Mueller Report So You Don’t Have To (but you should), pt. 2
Mueller Report, pages 38-65: I will preface this by saying that this is as terrifying a piece of writing as I have ever read. Mueller undersold his own report. We were attacked by the Russian government and military. This is not conjecture. It is fact. We left off with Phase One of the attack on…
I’m Reading the Mueller Report So You Don’t Have To (but you should)
It has become very clear to me that no Republican, few Democrats, and most members of the media have not read the final Mueller Report. This is disgraceful. The Mueller Report is one of the most consequential pieces of investigation ever published, has an enormous impact on our future as a nation, and it is…
That Trump Is Funny!
My searing contempt for the half-human that infests our White House has had devastating effects on me. I have become so obsessed with removing Cheatolini from office that I overlook basic daily functions like laundry and bathing. I’m overwhelmed with my inability to stop the blatant criminal activity, and the obvious linear path to authoritarianism,…
Trump’s Finest People: A to Z, pt. 2
A president cannot accomplish his goals of separating children from their parents at the border, tear-gassing mothers and children, claiming that there are good people on both sides of the neo-Nazi issue, banning Muslims, waging war against transgender people in the military, being duped by Kim Jong Un, running up record setting deficits, and being…
Trump’s Finest People: A to Z
In January of 2018, The Washington Post suggested that the Trump presidency was “On track to becoming the most corrupt in U.S. History,” citing hush money payments to porn stars, foreign governments patronizing Trump properties since taking office, Trump Organization real estate sales made in cash – totaling in the billions – by anonymous shell…
Hollywood’s Biggest Prima Donna
I have worked in Show Biz in the Sound Department, on set, for a very long time. How long? Well, let’s see, oh, carry the seven, multiply by 5 . . . over 320 years. In that time I’ve worked with some pretty big names, and some of those big shots had impressive demands. I…
Forrest Brakeman 